how to become tumblr famous:
- NO! NO NO NO!
- STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOW
- IF YOU WANNA BE COOL FOLLOW ONE SIMPLE RULE
- DONT MESS WITH THE FLOW NO NO
- STICK TO THE STATUS QUO
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Life goal: play Mario Kart and go to Taco Bell with Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun.
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards
we could hang Anne Hathaway up right now and she could be a disco ball in that dress
an incredibly attractive disco ball
make all the boy disco balls go
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS